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I hate it when you try explaining something to someone but you cant find how to exactly say it without it not making sense. I don’t know why I am writing about this but its bothering me so I might as well. Like you know the word you are wanting to use to explain all that you are trying to say and yet that one certain word you are looking for is just a lost piece of your mind. Like you know the word, and yet you don’t. But when you explain something and it does come out with that certain word, you feel extremely smart and yet at the same time you think, “Wow this person must think I spent a lot of time on my hands to make what I’m trying to explain sound reasonable.” Heck I don’t even know why I am writing this. I guess its because I have nothing else better to do since my brother is a complete dimwit and my mom is too old to play hide and go seek with me any more. Hell I’m too old to go play hide and go seek any more. I am 14 years old and I can’t even find a play date. How lame is that? Or is it the fact that I am now living in Zionsville where none of my friends live except for my next door neighbors Brittnee and Brady. Well now that I am writing in my spare time, I might as well write and entire book about all I‘m thinking. I think its funny how my book started out with how I hate trying to explain something without it not making any sense. I guess you could call me random since this book pretty much is. I also like how I started this book off with no editing corrections. Hell who cares its not like so many people are gonna read it anyways. I might as well talk like I’m on aim, but then again I would at least like people too understand what I am saying, but half of you are probably already lost anyways. My name is Dani and I guess you can say that’s not an uncommon name for a girl, but my real name is Danielle but I figured there were too many girls in world with the name Danielle so I thought that maybe if I changed it into a regular boy name then people would respect me more as an independent women. But then again I’m not a girl, not yet a woman. Darn Brittany Spears all you can think about are her annoying lyrics in your head all day since they are played too many gosh darn times on the radio, or they are quoted too much by gosh darn Brittany wannabes. Like “Oops I Did it Again.” COME ON BRITT NOBODY TAKES THAT SONG SERIOUSLY!!! They either think it’s a song about passing gas, or they either think its a song you wrote while you were having sex. When I was younger I always listened to that song, but now that I’m not a girl not yet a women, I find that song ferociously annoying and I believe that all of her CD’s need to be destroyed. All she is doing is encouraging young smart gorgeous girls to become slaves; that’s quoted by the song “I’m a Slave for You.“ Brittany this is modern day, there are no slaves , so get over yourself. Gosh whet else bothers me in my life…well my dad for one…he is such, ugh I can’t even explain…. He thinks he knows everything about anything and let me tell ya, he knows did squat. He seriously has not even lived reality and it bugs the crap out of me whenever he talks about my mom in such bad ways. He tells me all these things about her that I would seriously never believe, like how she was trying to create him as a “temporary“ dad. Well bullshit dad that’s the last thing that I wanna hear come out of your mouth. Other then that, I would actually like nothing to come out of his mouth, because every other word he says either involves the “f” word or the “gd” word, and I don’t have very high standards for those words at all. They make you seem like white trash. Sure I may say the “f” word here and there sometimes, but that’s only when I really need to say it. Although it’s mainly only appropriate for when you stub your toe, because…well…you have to admit, that’s the first word that comes to mind whenever that happens. The “f“ word even comes first to a Pastor’s mind because it hurts so gosh darn bad, and notice how I substituted the “gd” word with gosh darn. Sure it may make you seem more like a hick, but it’s better to seem more like your from the gosh darn south then it is swearing to god. Which brings me to the fact that God is a great man. If he didn’t create the world, then we wouldn’t have the resources to think up of the fascinating meal of Mac “n” Cheese. Wow…I love Mac. It is by far the greatest thing to ever be invented on this planet…besides pads and tampons of course. Hey ya know what’s gross? AHAH! MICHAEL JACKSON! That guy is one sick freak, but I’m totally not as sick and twisted as he is. What the heck happened to his skin? Is skin cancer honestly that bad?! I mean I have seen some pretty weird things in my days, but he is by far the most fowl looking creature I have ever laid eyes on. How could somebody be so cute in his earlier days, and then end up having a plastic nose that’s dangling on its end. Michael, words of advice; if you’re gonna get plastic surgery, get a good doctor that will at least make ya look reasonably handsome, cause if I ever saw you walking down the street, I would definitely mistaken you as a discombobulated mannequin, And trust me, you don’t see those too often. Kind of like Bin Laden, we never see him any more. Then again we still haven’t found him. Hah he is probably dead by now. Wait, why are we at war again? Hey people!!!!!!!! Pray for those men and women who are fighting for our country. But I am tired of having to see a new, News Report everyday on TV about another car side bombing or another soldier’s life being taken away. Man i want our soldiers home, because I miss half of the population of our country, kind of like how I miss those old cartoons I use to watch everyday as a youngster. You know what I would love to see on TV again…Popeye the Sailor Man. Now that guy could kick some serious ass. I mean who knew that spinach could give ya such a power boost. Well Popeye is one heck of a guy. I love the fact the creators of the cartoon used the most disgusting vegetable in the world to make him strong. Maybe they were trying to influence us kids to eat our spinach. Well they really didn’t influence me because I hate that stuff. For all I care, they can throw away all of the cans of spinach in this world. I mean honestly what normal kid replies to their mom whenever she asks them what they want for dinner, “Oh mommy please make spinach!” Okay no offense to the kids whoever say that, but seriously, ask her to make something that’s not pathetically a piece of garbage, like asparagus…now that stuff is good, especially when it’s grilled. Actually now that I think of it, what isn’t good that’s grilled. Burgers, hot dogs, pork, ribs, and my all time favorite of them all, STEAK! It’s all good cooked on the grill. I could definitely go for some Sullivan’s Steakhouse right about now. They make the best steak in this world. I wonder how they make it to such perfection. Why can’t everything be perfect? Like people, why do we have to make mistakes? Well actually I know the answer, and it’s to learn from our mistakes, so I guess the reason we make them is to only make us smarter. But then again I thought Brad Pitt was the most perfect guy in the world, until he broke up with Jennifer Aniston, and went on to Angie “big Lip” Jolie. Dude what is wrong with you! Jen is absolutely perfect! She is way more gorgeous then Angie and she most defiantly has the sweeter personality. Plus, she doesn’t adopt Asian or African kids. Not that that’s a problem, but I mean I would hate growing up my “mom” wasn’t really my mother. I mean when Angie’s kids grow up, of coarse they will immediately know they were adopted because…well…their mother is white and their brothers and sisters are either Black, Italian, Chinese, or Iraqi. Come on Angie give it a break. Stop taking all of the children from other countries, because sooner or later we will have a population boost while every other country will be wondering where all of their people went. Plus, there would be too many foreigners running around, and our new language would be Afritalianese, or something like that. Gosh that would suck because I would hate having to learn a totally different language that originated from five other countries. Man, I haven’t even been to five other countries. I really need to start saving up money and getting the heck out of America because our country is screwed up. We are greedy and fat and that’s all their is to it. And besides the too many McDonalds we have on every corner of our streets, we need to start walking to work and stop wasting so much gas and releasing nasty fumes into the air that kill the ozone layer. I mean come on people! We are going through global warming right now, and the Earth is seriously going to end in the next 50 years or so if we don’t do anything about it. Oh wel w/e let’s just blow ourselves up…..well i will add more later to this book of
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